Hot dogs are the most imporant food on the planet, any required rationing should be done with the utmost care.

Yesterday we found out from Jack’s cardiologist that his genetic testing came back positive for Long QT Type 3. Long QT is what the medical staff at Akron Children’s Hospital suspected to have caused Jack’s death. It’s a rare heart arrhythmia, and Jack’s specific form of Long QT is even rarer. I’m having a hard time [...]

Many people wonder if they have married the right person, this conversation proves that I have.

“Elmo just shit in Oscar’s trash can!”
I have a reoccurring nightmare in which I wake up and Elmo is standing at the foot of my bed holding zip-ties and a broken broomstick. I’m pretty sure he’s sending subliminal messages to my son. While I can’t prove any of it, here are 10 things I’m almost [...]

Got two kids? Wife going crazy wanting to get out of the house with them? You are in need of a double stroller my friend. Yes that horrible thing you see at festivals and malls, the double-wide, hideous stroller that holds your two beloveds. The thing every husband will fight tooth and nail against dropping [...]

Chuck E. Cheese got knocked the F out!

“It’s like I have two mommies!”
Opening Statement: As a father, society expects me to show my son what it means to be a man. I am completely ill-equipped for this enormous task. I submit the following as evidence for the prosecution and throw myself on the mercy of the court:
Exhibit A: It took me an [...]

Best video baby monitor on the market is the Summer Day and Night Video Baby Monitor, find out why in this review of the video baby monitor.

Fear #1: Your wife is using headphones to pump Mozart into her womb, but you feel no connection with your unborn child whatsoever.
Andy Says: Completely irrational
I’m just going to come out and say it. Every time Kerry made me feel Dom kick, I couldn’t get the scene from Alien out of my head. [...]

Sam and Jack

Over the course of time that I write here, you’ll get to know a lot about me and a lot about my boys. Those are my boys, Sam, 3, and Jack (in the stripes) is 6 months old in this picture. It’s my favorite picture of the two of them together, playing in [...]