Round 1: Combatants: Twist Dr. Dre Career Began with: Fresh Beat Band NWA Winner: Dr. Dre Hangs out with: This Guy Snoop Dogg Winner: Dr. Dre Favorite Instrument: Himself Glock Winner: Dr. Dre Final Verdict: Dr. Dre I’m paraphrasing here, but Dr. Dre was “strapped with gats while Twist was cuddlin’ a Cabbage Patch.” Round [...]

Winner of the gift card is Zach. Hopefully he buys some flowers for a lady friend, because a dude buying flowers for himself would just be creepy. Thank you everyone for entering, I’m sorry the rest of you are losers.

Want to be just like Andy? (Don’t we all?) Well now you have that opportunity, and you don’t even have to wear a sweater vest. Thanks to 1-800-FLOWERS.com one of our faithful and loving readers is going to win a $50 gift card. That can be you. It’s easy to enter. All you need to [...]

Over the past week, 1-800-FLOWERS.com has shelled out some big bucks to show up across the Yahoo! and MSN homepages in an attempt to sell their Valentine’s Day flower arrangements. I say this as modestly as possible–it’s lucky for their shareholders that someone in their PR department was smart enough to realize that Notoriousdad.com pulls [...]

Last weekend we took a trip to the Cleveland Metroparks Rainforest with our friends Beth and Dwayne and their two little ones, Riley and Lilah (or as Dom calls them, “Wiley and Ya-ya”). As an aside, the Rainforest is fantastic for older toddlers. Everything is easily accessible and open, and it only takes about an [...]

Tim Sandwich Artist: Hi, welcome to Subway. [Never looks up, continues to fiddle with a bag of broccoli cheddar soup] Randy: Duuuuude, baby, what it is, what it is? Sandwich Artist: What kind of bread would you like? Randy: Ehhhh, I don’t know dog. This is hard man, this is hard. [Fiddles with the whiskers [...]