Round 1:

Combatants:

Twist

Dr. Dre

Career Began with:
Fresh Beat Band
NWA
Winner:
Dr. Dre

Hangs out with:

This Guy

Snoop Dogg
Winner:
Dr. Dre

Favorite Instrument:
Himself
Glock
Winner:
Dr. Dre

Final Verdict: Dr. Dre
I’m paraphrasing here, but Dr. Dre was “strapped with gats while Twist was cuddlin’ a Cabbage Patch.”
Round 2:

Combatants:

Twist

Vanilla Ice

Biggest Hit:
“Loco Legs”
“Ice Ice Baby”
Winner: Twist

Biggest Pickle:
Losing his voice while trying to find a word that rhymes with “music”
Being held [...]

Winner of the gift card is Zach. Hopefully he buys some flowers for a lady friend, because a dude buying flowers for himself would just be creepy. Thank you everyone for entering, I’m sorry the rest of you are losers.

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Last weekend we took a trip to the Cleveland Metroparks Rainforest with our friends Beth and Dwayne and their two little ones, Riley and Lilah (or as Dom calls them, “Wiley and Ya-ya”). As an aside, the Rainforest is fantastic for older toddlers. Everything is easily accessible and open, and it only takes about an [...]

Tim Sandwich Artist: Hi, welcome to Subway.
[Never looks up, continues to fiddle with a bag of broccoli cheddar soup]

Randy: Duuuuude, baby, what it is, what it is?
Sandwich Artist: What kind of bread would you like?
Randy: Ehhhh, I don’t know dog. This is hard man, this is hard.
[Fiddles with [...]