Before I tell you this story, you need to know two things about my wife: As seen above, she is beautiful even when she’s eating. Besides being a special education teacher, she teaches lyrical dance to high school girls as a side gig. Without further ado: I scooped up a pretty fantastic first job out [...]

Copied below in its entirety is the response I received from the manager of the Highland Heights Panera (last names omitted for no good reason): Hello Andy I was very sorry to hear of your recent experience at our Highland Heights Panera. The product you received is certainly not up to the standards we hold [...]

It has been some time my faithful readers. I didn’t mean to deny you the drug that is notoriousdad.com for so long, but a man of my unique talents is in high demand. I make no apologies for focusing my unique brand of humor, rugged good looks, and raw charisma in other directions for the [...]