Some of you may remember my son’s colossal biff from a few weeks ago. While it may be tough to top the level of pure failure seen in the first installment, it won’t stop Dominic from selflessly risking life and limb for his daddy’s twisted amusement. Luckily he’s built like a tank. This week, he [...]

That little “Ask the Dads” link has been up in the header of this blog for two years with nary a submission. I’m here to tell you that It is a cold day in hell, my friends. I believe we have received our first legitimate reader-submitted question. True to my word, I will draw upon [...]

That’s right, you charlatans, he is. No longer can this injustice be tolerated. Below is the email I just submitted to Georgia Pacific Consumer Products regarding its Dixie brand Vanity Fair to-go Coffee Cups. They claim it’s their mission to make my life easier, but not only do they sell a coffee cup that leaks [...]

Dom has finally come down from his sugar-induced mania, giving me some time to reflect on Easter Sunday. As a Christian man, I’m supposed to tell anyone who will listen what I believe. If I’m being honest, I have to admit that I’ve “witnessed” to more people in the past month about how awesome the [...]

Pictured above is a small fraction of Dominic’s toy menagerie, many of which come from the Schleich product line. Are you familiar with these toy animals? There’s a reason why “Schleich” rhymes with “Reich”–they’re both German, and they’re both evil. All are made from heavy-duty plastic and are anatomically correct. That’s right folks, you read [...]

Yep, that’s my little guy who comes flying in at about the :10 mark.  Just to set the stage, the goal was to sprint, land on the springboard and jump over the jump rope, a feat accomplished by the majority of the children. Dom, on the other hand, failed miserably, largely due to the unfortunate [...]