18
Feb
written by: Mark     stored in: Contest

Winner of the gift card is Zach. Hopefully he buys some flowers for a lady friend, because a dude buying flowers for himself would just be creepy. Thank you everyone for entering, I’m sorry the rest of you are losers.

13
Feb

Want to be just like Andy? (Don’t we all?) Well now you have that opportunity, and you don’t even have to wear a sweater vest.
Thanks to 1-800-FLOWERS.com one of our faithful and loving readers is going to win a $50 gift card. That can be you. It’s easy to enter. [...]

08
Feb
written by: Mark     stored in: Satire

Tim Sandwich Artist: Hi, welcome to Subway.
[Never looks up, continues to fiddle with a bag of broccoli cheddar soup]

Randy: Duuuuude, baby, what it is, what it is?
Sandwich Artist: What kind of bread would you like?
Randy: Ehhhh, I don’t know dog. This is hard man, this is hard.
[Fiddles with [...]

My brother, because of my insistence on taking so many photographs, calls me “Markarazi”. I don’t mind it though, because I love photography and my son and my nephews make some great subjects.
Keeping a few simple tips in mind can greatly improve the pictures of your kids. Follow these and you’ll [...]

I have a one year old. And I have a dog.
We bought the one year old one of these:
(Whoever invented these better have won some sort of inventing prize.)
To the snack catchers we added these: [...]

15
Dec
written by: Mark     stored in: Being a Dad

My son has been really into books lately. He’ll sit there and play with them, flipping through the pages, eventually finding one he’d like to be read out loud.
He’ll bring it over, hold it up in the air until I pick him up and start reading it to him. He absolutely loves [...]

23
Nov
written by: Mark     stored in: Being a Dad

Gymboree is a fun place to take kids for excercise, but it’s not so fun for parents.

18
Nov
written by: Mark     stored in: Product Reviews

My Pal Scout is a great toy for kids. Scout will learn your childs name and sings songs with them. Top Toy of 2009.

08
Oct
written by: Mark     stored in: Memories

Big striper live in Georgia, I know a guide that can help you find those stripers.

01
Oct
written by: Mark     stored in: Memories

It’s the little things in life that mean the most, especially when it comes to children and family.