That, right there to the left, is the bane of my existence: unused baby formula. Babies never drink every bottle in its entirety and over the course of the day this leftover formula adds up. It might be complete corporate bullshit, but every company that makes formula says: if your baby has not finished the bottle, do [...]

I have two four month old twins. As a result of this we go through somewhere in the neighborhood of 13,492 bottles every day. As if the injustice of having to pay for the formula to fill those bottles isn’t bad enough, we also use Dr.Brown’s Bottles. For those of you unfamiliar with Dr.Brown’s bottles [...]

You get up early on the weekend to feed your kids, your old-lady is still in the sack and you want to make some delicious stone-cut oatmeal. Your water is boiling and you go to your pantry to get some dried fruit and honey for flavoring. Your honey looks odd though. Shitballs. That’s crystallized. You [...]

I figured if Andy can bitch about poor product design, I can too. Dear TomTom, I’ve had your GPS for 4 years now and I must say that I truly love your device. I can’t count the number of times when traveling when your device has navigated me through the toughest of directions with ease [...]

I am one cheap S.O.B. If I can get a deal on something I do. One way I’ve found a lot of great deals for my family is by using RSS feeds. If you’re not familiar with RSS feeds, imagine getting customized news feeds sent right to you. You’ll need an RSS feed reader to [...]

My son can’t sit still for 3 seconds let alone 3 minutes. However, I’ve found one thing that can keep him subdued for 3:29, Beyonce. Here’s a little video I made of him watching the “Single Ladies” video on YouTube. Be sure to watch for blinking, you won’t find any: Full Disclosure: This type of [...]

Winner of the gift card is Zach. Hopefully he buys some flowers for a lady friend, because a dude buying flowers for himself would just be creepy. Thank you everyone for entering, I’m sorry the rest of you are losers.

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Tim Sandwich Artist: Hi, welcome to Subway. [Never looks up, continues to fiddle with a bag of broccoli cheddar soup] Randy: Duuuuude, baby, what it is, what it is? Sandwich Artist: What kind of bread would you like? Randy: Ehhhh, I don’t know dog. This is hard man, this is hard. [Fiddles with the whiskers [...]