“Oh, he’s calm. . .calm like a bomb” 
While my marriage may be a democracy, my relationship with my son is much closer to what I like to refer to as a “benign dictatorship.” As any good dictator knows, it’s important to suppress the will of the proletariat to prevent an uprising. In this, the first [...]

My brother, because of my insistence on taking so many photographs, calls me “Markarazi”. I don’t mind it though, because I love photography and my son and my nephews make some great subjects.
Keeping a few simple tips in mind can greatly improve the pictures of your kids. Follow these and you’ll [...]

Sick kids can be scary for any parent, that’s why when my kid is sick I turn to the place with all the answers: Yahoo Answers

“Dom at 7 months—completely strung out on “paci”
Dominic turned two years-old today. That sweet little baby boy who slept on my chest has grown into a willful little toddler driven by an insatiable lust for mini vanilla wafers and demonic talking Elmo dolls. Obviously I’m kidding—I adore my little buddy and love the little [...]

Fear #1: Your wife is using headphones to pump Mozart into her womb, but you feel no connection with your unborn child whatsoever.
Andy Says: Completely irrational
I’m just going to come out and say it. Every time Kerry made me feel Dom kick, I couldn’t get the scene from Alien out of my head. [...]