I’ve decided to skip my recent run of hilarious letters to corporate America and return to my roots: potty humor.  This is a dad blog after all.
Dom’s 3rd birthday is rapidly approaching and up until this week, he was still having trouble understanding why anyone in their right mind would inconvenience themselves by using a [...]

“Oh, he’s calm. . .calm like a bomb” 
While my marriage may be a democracy, my relationship with my son is much closer to what I like to refer to as a “benign dictatorship.” As any good dictator knows, it’s important to suppress the will of the proletariat to prevent an uprising. In this, the first [...]

My brother, because of my insistence on taking so many photographs, calls me “Markarazi”. I don’t mind it though, because I love photography and my son and my nephews make some great subjects.
Keeping a few simple tips in mind can greatly improve the pictures of your kids. Follow these and you’ll [...]

Sick kids can be scary for any parent, that’s why when my kid is sick I turn to the place with all the answers: Yahoo Answers

“Dom at 7 months—completely strung out on “paci”
Dominic turned two years-old today. That sweet little baby boy who slept on my chest has grown into a willful little toddler driven by an insatiable lust for mini vanilla wafers and demonic talking Elmo dolls. Obviously I’m kidding—I adore my little buddy and love the little [...]

Fear #1: Your wife is using headphones to pump Mozart into her womb, but you feel no connection with your unborn child whatsoever.
Andy Says: Completely irrational
I’m just going to come out and say it. Every time Kerry made me feel Dom kick, I couldn’t get the scene from Alien out of my head. [...]