Last week I recorded my tragic encounter with Dixie’s Vanity Fair line of to-go coffee cups. Georgia Pacific, the company behind both brand names, sent an auto-reply stating that I would receive a response within 48 hours. Seven days of agonizing silence later, my righteous rage was is danger of becoming full-fledged blind fury. Lucky [...]

That’s right, you charlatans, he is. No longer can this injustice be tolerated. Below is the email I just submitted to Georgia Pacific Consumer Products regarding its Dixie brand Vanity Fair to-go Coffee Cups. They claim it’s their mission to make my life easier, but not only do they sell a coffee cup that leaks [...]

Copied below in its entirety is the response I received from the manager of the Highland Heights Panera (last names omitted for no good reason): Hello Andy I was very sorry to hear of your recent experience at our Highland Heights Panera. The product you received is certainly not up to the standards we hold [...]

Here is the email I just submitted to Nickelodeon, reproduced in its entirety: Dear Nick Jr. Program Director, I must reluctantly thank you for moving The Fresh Beat Band to the 6:30 time slot. It has inspired me to take my son outside and enjoy the cool summer evenings.  As an added bonus, we usually [...]