Over the past week, 1-800-FLOWERS.com has shelled out some big bucks to show up across the Yahoo! and MSN homepages in an attempt to sell their Valentine’s Day flower arrangements. I say this as modestly as possible–it’s lucky for their shareholders that someone in their PR department was smart enough to realize that Notoriousdad.com pulls [...]
I have a one year old. And I have a dog.
We bought the one year old one of these:
(Whoever invented these better have won some sort of inventing prize.)
To the snack catchers we added these: [...]
My Pal Scout is a great toy for kids. Scout will learn your childs name and sings songs with them. Top Toy of 2009.
My brother was a senior at Toledo during my freshman year at Bowling Green. He was happy to buy me beer, but he me made me abide by one rule: I was only allowed to request Milwaukee’s Best or Natural Lite. He told me that good beer was wasted on the underage. He was absolutely [...]
Ikea is a great store to take kids to, you’ll be surprised how easy they make it for families.
Window sunblock shades are important to keep sun off your baby, but don’t buy the Munchkin sunblock shades.
Is Mr.Bubble safe? Taking a Mr.Bubble bubble bath might be the safest thing you do all day.
This photo has nothing to do with this post, I just love it.
I’ve routinely cut my own hair since college because I realized that the opportunity cost of giving $10 to the barber, was not having $10 to give to the bartender. Only after I gained the means to buy both beer and haircuts did [...]
You totally would have missed this because you suck at fatherhood
I know the drill. You’re going to go to Best Buy and ask for advice from whatever trendy-looking college douche they hired to stand by the cameras. Cpt. D-Bag is going to try to shove a quasi-futuristic-looking HD Camcorder right down your pie-hole. Ignore him. [...]
Got two kids? Wife going crazy wanting to get out of the house with them? You are in need of a double stroller my friend. Yes that horrible thing you see at festivals and malls, the double-wide, hideous stroller that holds your two beloveds. The thing every husband will fight tooth and nail against dropping [...]