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	<title>Notorious D.A.D.</title>
	<link>http://www.notoriousdad.com</link>
	<description>Dad Blog Written by Three 14 year-old Boys</description>
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		<title>Taco Night Tragedy</title>
		<description><![CDATA[ 
Below is the letter I just submitted to the Ortega Website at http://ortega.com/, reproduced in its entirety. I think it speaks for itself. The horror. The horror.
Product UPC: 4150100803
Manufacturer Filling Date Code: I have looked at the box for three minutes and have concluded that this number does not exist.
Message Subject: The Tragic Events [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Notorious D.A.D. Rap Battles Volume 1</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Round 1:



Combatants:

Twist

Dr. Dre



Career Began with:
Fresh Beat Band
NWA
Winner:
Dr. Dre


Hangs out with:

This Guy

Snoop Dogg
Winner:
Dr. Dre


Favorite Instrument:
Himself
Glock
Winner:
Dr. Dre



Final Verdict: Dr. Dre
I’m paraphrasing here, but Dr. Dre was &#8220;strapped with gats while Twist was cuddlin&#8217; a Cabbage Patch.&#8221;
Round 2:



Combatants:

Twist

Vanilla Ice



Biggest Hit:
“Loco Legs”
“Ice Ice Baby”
Winner: Twist


Biggest Pickle:
Losing his voice while trying to find a word that rhymes with “music”
Being held [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.notoriousdad.com/notorious-d-a-d-rap-battles-volume-1/</link>
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		<title>$50 1-800-FLOWERS.com Gift Card Winner</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Winner of the gift card is Zach. Hopefully he buys some flowers for a lady friend, because a dude buying flowers for himself would just be creepy. Thank you everyone for entering, I’m sorry the rest of you are losers. 
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		<link>http://www.notoriousdad.com/50-1-800-flowers-com-gift-card-winner/</link>
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		<title>Win a $50 Giftcard to 1-800-FLOWERS.com</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Want to be just like Andy? (Don’t we all?) Well now you have that opportunity, and you don’t even have to wear a sweater vest.    
Thanks to 1-800-FLOWERS.com one of our faithful and loving readers is going to win a $50 gift card. That can be you. It’s easy to enter.  [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.notoriousdad.com/win-a-50-giftcard-to-1-800-flowers-com/</link>
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		<title>1-800-FLOWERS.com Review</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Over the past week, 1-800-FLOWERS.com has shelled out some big bucks to show up across the Yahoo! and MSN homepages in an attempt to sell their Valentine’s Day flower arrangements. I say this as modestly as possible&#8211;it’s lucky for their shareholders that someone in their PR department was smart enough to realize that Notoriousdad.com pulls [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dom has a Friend</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Last weekend we took a trip to the Cleveland Metroparks Rainforest with our friends Beth and Dwayne and their two little ones, Riley and Lilah (or as Dom calls them, “Wiley and Ya-ya”). As an aside, the Rainforest is fantastic for older toddlers. Everything is easily accessible and open, and it only takes about an [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Randy Jackson Goes To Subway</title>
		<description><![CDATA[      
Tim Sandwich Artist: Hi, welcome to Subway.
[Never looks up, continues to fiddle with a bag of broccoli cheddar soup]
 
Randy: Duuuuude, baby, what it is, what it is?
Sandwich Artist: What kind of bread would you like?
Randy: Ehhhh, I don&#8217;t know dog. This is hard man, this is hard.
[Fiddles with [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.notoriousdad.com/randy-jackson-goes-to-subway/</link>
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		<title>Suppressing the Will of the Proletariat</title>
		<description><![CDATA[“Oh, he’s calm. . .calm like a bomb”&#160;
While my marriage may be a democracy, my relationship with my son is much closer to what I like to refer to as a “benign dictatorship.” As any good dictator knows, it’s important to suppress the will of the proletariat to prevent an uprising. In this, the first [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.notoriousdad.com/suppressing-the-will-of-the-proletariat/</link>
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		<title>How to Take Amazing Pictures of Your Kids</title>
		<description><![CDATA[My brother, because of my insistence on taking so many photographs, calls me “Markarazi”. I don’t mind it though, because I love photography and my son and my nephews make some great subjects.    
Keeping a few simple tips in mind can greatly improve the pictures of your kids. Follow these and you’ll [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.notoriousdad.com/how-to-take-amazing-pictures-of-your-kids/</link>
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		<title>This is Going Exactly Where You Think it is. . .</title>
		<description><![CDATA[ 
So for everybody I work with who reads this blog (read: the people who have the power to fire me), I’d like to apologize up front for the rather vulgar punch-line of this, my first post of 2010. I ask for mercy only on the basis that this is a true story and simply [...]]]></description>
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