I know, I know.  Calling six five-year-olds and two eight-year-olds “little whores” might be a bit extreme, but what else can you call someone that’s sold into servitude for the use of their cute faces? 

Now don’t get me wrong, those kids are downright adorable and often hilarious (Except for Mady, she’s just a pain in the ass.), I have absolutely nothing against them.  And like most prostitutes their careers where chosen for them by their lowlife parents.  Disgusting, dirtbag parents who have traded the happiness and love of their family for the almighty dollar.

And you thought the Octomom was bad.

A wise man once said, “Pimpin’ ain’t easy.” Jon and Kate have found out how very true that is. 

Faced with the choice of living a private, normal and probably happy life or making a boatload of cash, they opted to push their kids out into the limelight so they could grab every dirty penny. They had it all.  A big-time television show, popular book, big house, fancy cars, you name it, they had it. 

The problem is that as they amassed all of this wealth their beautiful children became merely a means to an end.  It became all about the stuff and the fame.  If you’ve watched the show recently, you honestly can’t tell me that those parents show anywhere near the amount of love and care for those children as they did in the beginning. That just makes me sick.

While I really don’t believe there is much value in watching their show anymore, for those of you that still do watch it hopefully you’ll take away the lesson that more isn’t always more. 

Those people should be so incredibly happy that they have eight healthy and happy children to watch grow up.  Jon and Kate already had all the wealth in the world before they even filmed the first episode.

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