08
Feb
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Tim Sandwich Artist: Hi, welcome to Subway. [Never looks up, continues to fiddle with a bag of broccoli cheddar soup] Randy: Duuuuude, baby, what it is, what it is? Sandwich Artist: What kind of bread would you like? Randy: Ehhhh, I don’t know dog. This is hard man, this is hard. [Fiddles with the whiskers [...]