Dominic before learning the harsh reality of a cruel and taco-less world Dear Mr. [Andy], (yes, I removed my last name even though you all know who I am) Thank you for taking the time to email us regarding our Ortega product.  Your comments and patronage are very much appreciated. (Clearly stock language from PR. [...]

Below is the letter I just submitted to the Ortega Website at http://ortega.com/, reproduced in its entirety. I think it speaks for itself. The horror. The horror. Product UPC: 4150100803 Manufacturer Filling Date Code: I have looked at the box for three minutes and have concluded that this number does not exist. Message Subject: The [...]