As Dom grows older, his ever-growing cognitive capacity makes him more interesting by the day. Every now and then, he says something that gives me backstage passes into that innocent little brain of his. Generally, it’s incredibly refreshing to see the world through a four year-olds eyes, but tonight Dom said something that left [...]

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Round 1: Combatants: Twist Dr. Dre Career Began with: Fresh Beat Band NWA Winner: Dr. Dre Hangs out with: This Guy Snoop Dogg Winner: Dr. Dre Favorite Instrument: Himself Glock Winner: Dr. Dre Final Verdict: Dr. Dre I’m paraphrasing here, but Dr. Dre was “strapped with gats while Twist was cuddlin’ a Cabbage Patch.” Round [...]